to be the best. you gotta beat the best.

[Phage]

some ascii works

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fucking smilies mess it up but you should be able to get the gist of it

don't you have a song to be writing

he's probably waiting on his backup challenge, what he doesn't know is that it's a 20000 word essay on the entire history of spamhaul, all the posting drama, all of the terrible posters and good posters, and the sociopolitical ramifications of the new policies enforced in spamhaul to be done in 24 hours after day 5 of "you can find me in the dub"

well a picture is worth a thousand words

can't he just post twenty pictures of toilets and call it a day