12-08-2009, 01:01 PM
Note: Imagine this chapter said in a sexy, dripping voice. It helps.
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What sets the Party Mansion apart from all your other ordinary mansions suffering from a deficiency in all things celebratory? Well aside from the grounds of the mansion taking up acres of land, we can guarantee that every single room in our Mansion has a Grade A party venue for you and your friends to enjoy.
Whether it’s the Paradise Room in the expansive conservatory – filled with exotic plants, extra comfortable fluffy lounge chairs, and a team of ambrosia-serving angels; or the darker and edgier Purgatory Room, found on the way to the underground chambers of the mansion, where you can find the true meaning of your existence, as you partake in games of Liquor Limbo.
If you’re the outdoors type, get lost in our Hedonism Hedge Maze, where it’s always tea time; we’ll serve you the finest and most exotic teas and cakes from around the world, as you lounge in the sunshine. If you fancy something a little harder, look no farther than the Spirit Fountain, a veritable font of delicious alcoholic beverages, cycling between new and delicious mixes every hour, on the hour. Sunday afternoons open the grounds to children’s parties, where we serve exquisite soft drinks and fruit juices from our fountains instead. There’s truly something for everyone!
For all the music lovers out there, we have venues for every genre imaginable, and at all kinds of noise levels. Relax to soothing classical stylings in the North Wing’s gigantic auditorium, or have your very soul shaken to its core by the Sub Zone, a cylindrical rave room, where the entire chamber is one gigantic subwoofer. You’ve not heard a bass line until you’ve heard it here.
All this and more can be experienced at The Party Mansion, for only the entry fee of a regular club venue! What’s more, in light of our 25th Anniversary, we will be handing out VIP Membership Passes to those we think deserve that extra level of ‘party’ in their lives. They’ll have access to special, never before seen rooms within The Party Mansion, as well as be supplied with schedules for the Spirit Fountain, and a goodie bag with all kinds of awe-inspiring Party Mansion exclusive gear. We’ll have at least one advertisement demonstration in every Quarter of San Sarai over the course of the next month, so if you see us, please stop by and talk to our beautiful and handsome booth attendants. We’ll be sure to satisfy all your needs... to party like there’s no tomorrow.
Chapter 7: G-SIDE Stories has been Brought to you by the Following Sponsor
Planning a birthday? A wedding? An initiation? Or do you just want somewhere to get down and dirty, funky fresh, or drunk as all hell on any day of the week? Then you need to visit...
The Party Mansion!
Founded by Xavier Gissane Carousing, The Party Mansion has been the central attraction for the Leisure District for decades; and is presently celebrating its 25th anniversary. Come and join us, won’t you?
What sets the Party Mansion apart from all your other ordinary mansions suffering from a deficiency in all things celebratory? Well aside from the grounds of the mansion taking up acres of land, we can guarantee that every single room in our Mansion has a Grade A party venue for you and your friends to enjoy.
Whether it’s the Paradise Room in the expansive conservatory – filled with exotic plants, extra comfortable fluffy lounge chairs, and a team of ambrosia-serving angels; or the darker and edgier Purgatory Room, found on the way to the underground chambers of the mansion, where you can find the true meaning of your existence, as you partake in games of Liquor Limbo.
If you’re the outdoors type, get lost in our Hedonism Hedge Maze, where it’s always tea time; we’ll serve you the finest and most exotic teas and cakes from around the world, as you lounge in the sunshine. If you fancy something a little harder, look no farther than the Spirit Fountain, a veritable font of delicious alcoholic beverages, cycling between new and delicious mixes every hour, on the hour. Sunday afternoons open the grounds to children’s parties, where we serve exquisite soft drinks and fruit juices from our fountains instead. There’s truly something for everyone!
For all the music lovers out there, we have venues for every genre imaginable, and at all kinds of noise levels. Relax to soothing classical stylings in the North Wing’s gigantic auditorium, or have your very soul shaken to its core by the Sub Zone, a cylindrical rave room, where the entire chamber is one gigantic subwoofer. You’ve not heard a bass line until you’ve heard it here.
All this and more can be experienced at The Party Mansion, for only the entry fee of a regular club venue! What’s more, in light of our 25th Anniversary, we will be handing out VIP Membership Passes to those we think deserve that extra level of ‘party’ in their lives. They’ll have access to special, never before seen rooms within The Party Mansion, as well as be supplied with schedules for the Spirit Fountain, and a goodie bag with all kinds of awe-inspiring Party Mansion exclusive gear. We’ll have at least one advertisement demonstration in every Quarter of San Sarai over the course of the next month, so if you see us, please stop by and talk to our beautiful and handsome booth attendants. We’ll be sure to satisfy all your needs... to party like there’s no tomorrow.
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