i got anon! 
EDIT: IF I GET ENOUGH REQUESTS I WILL REMOVE THE LINK TO ECG BUT FOR NOW I'LL JUST SAY THIS: DON'T CLICK IT RIGHT AFTER EATING. DON'T DO IT.
Edit 2: just google emo cuttery girl
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: boobies?
You: ANON
Stranger: GET NAKED NOW
You: YES
You: I LOVE YOU ANON
Stranger: WE ARE AT AN IMPASS HERE
Stranger: IF YOU ARE NOT A FEMALE I DO NOT WANT TO WASTE TIME
Stranger: I NEED BREASTS TO LIVE.
Stranger: I AM DYING
You: i am female
You: but
You: cam is broken ;O;
Stranger: BUT FAT?
You: if i was fat
You: i would killmyself
Stranger: Yes, I haven't seen that old troll's trick before
Stranger: "Oh, my cam is broken show me your cock"
Stranger: Hello, internet, here is my penis.
You: yeah p. much
You: SHOW ME YOUR PENIS AND I WILL SUCK IT FOR FIVE DOLLA :<
Stranger: You are a dude who records cocks for posting on the internet.
Stranger: No female ever
You: i am a female
You:
You: need to see a pic?
You: :/
Stranger: Proof
Stranger: Proof
Stranger: You are frantically looking for false proof
You: uploading
Stranger: All of the symptoms are here.
You: http://i47.tinypic.com/1zxkrns.jpg
You: symtoms of what, btw?
Stranger: female fakeness
You: your mask is fake
You: NOT REAL ANON ;O;
Stranger: I am anon
Stranger: That picture is very cute but I doubt it is you.
You: we are all anon
Stranger: Everyone ever.
You: did you know that emo cuttery girls parents took her into a hospital
You: and they put her wrists in a restraint kind of thing
Stranger: What emo girl
You:
Stranger: is this on ED?
Stranger: is there an article up?
Stranger: Do want link
You: [REMOVED. GO TO GOOGLE AND LOOK UP EMO CUTTERY GIRL IF YOU MUST.]
You: emo cuttery girl.
Stranger: You post on the EDF?
You: sometimes, rarely
You: but sometimes.
Stranger: Holy shit this is vile.
Stranger: What the fuck is wrong with people?
Stranger: I stub my toe and it crosses my personal pain threshold
You: lol
Stranger: Jesus fuck, so they took her to a hospital and then what?
Stranger: The goons are surprisingly benevolent people when they want to be.
You: They said she was cut "too bad for her to be declared cutting herself" so they sent her home
Stranger: Yeah, because that makes sense.
Stranger: Jesus Nuts.
You: she's from germany
Stranger: i am scared to expand the gallery.
You: to crazy nazi sires everything is sensible
Stranger: GO FUCKING FIGURE
Stranger: The worst shit comes out of Germany and Africa and Japan.
Stranger: The trifecta of fucked up.
You: haha
Stranger: goddammit
Stranger: I am no longer hungry
You: expand the gallery. you'll NEVER be hungry. <_<
You: "She avoids dying by frequenting the hospital. Because she never tells them that she is suicidal, they cannot legally admit her for psych treatment without her consent. They just sew her up, give her antibiotics and some painkillers,slap her on the ass,buttfuck her to seal the deal and send her home to carve herself up like a Christmas goose all over again."
You: crazy germans man
Stranger: Fuck.
Stranger: That is the only reasonable reaction.
Stranger: Buuuut. It sort of makes me want to play Dead Space.
Stranger: She might be a monster from Dead Space.
Stranger: so just so we are clear, you aren't really a girl, right?
Stranger: definitely not the girl in that picture.
You: nah.
You: :p
You: i'm a tranny
Stranger: I AM A VETERAN
You:
Stranger: OH HELL YES I AM SMART
You: I AM A NEWFAG
Stranger: anyway, i need to go play some dead space, brah
You: k
Stranger: thanks for the gruesome.
Stranger: Peace.
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *
EDIT: IF I GET ENOUGH REQUESTS I WILL REMOVE THE LINK TO ECG BUT FOR NOW I'LL JUST SAY THIS: DON'T CLICK IT RIGHT AFTER EATING. DON'T DO IT.
Edit 2: just google emo cuttery girl
* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: boobies?
You: ANON
Stranger: GET NAKED NOW
You: YES
You: I LOVE YOU ANON
Stranger: WE ARE AT AN IMPASS HERE
Stranger: IF YOU ARE NOT A FEMALE I DO NOT WANT TO WASTE TIME
Stranger: I NEED BREASTS TO LIVE.
Stranger: I AM DYING
You: i am female
You: but
You: cam is broken ;O;
Stranger: BUT FAT?
You: if i was fat
You: i would killmyself
Stranger: Yes, I haven't seen that old troll's trick before
Stranger: "Oh, my cam is broken show me your cock"
Stranger: Hello, internet, here is my penis.
You: yeah p. much
You: SHOW ME YOUR PENIS AND I WILL SUCK IT FOR FIVE DOLLA :<
Stranger: You are a dude who records cocks for posting on the internet.
Stranger: No female ever
You: i am a female
You:
You: need to see a pic?
You: :/
Stranger: Proof
Stranger: Proof
Stranger: You are frantically looking for false proof
You: uploading
Stranger: All of the symptoms are here.
You: http://i47.tinypic.com/1zxkrns.jpg
You: symtoms of what, btw?
Stranger: female fakeness
You: your mask is fake
You: NOT REAL ANON ;O;
Stranger: I am anon
Stranger: That picture is very cute but I doubt it is you.
You: we are all anon
Stranger: Everyone ever.
You: did you know that emo cuttery girls parents took her into a hospital
You: and they put her wrists in a restraint kind of thing
Stranger: What emo girl
You:
Stranger: is this on ED?
Stranger: is there an article up?
Stranger: Do want link
You: [REMOVED. GO TO GOOGLE AND LOOK UP EMO CUTTERY GIRL IF YOU MUST.]
You: emo cuttery girl.
Stranger: You post on the EDF?
You: sometimes, rarely
You: but sometimes.
Stranger: Holy shit this is vile.
Stranger: What the fuck is wrong with people?
Stranger: I stub my toe and it crosses my personal pain threshold
You: lol
Stranger: Jesus fuck, so they took her to a hospital and then what?
Stranger: The goons are surprisingly benevolent people when they want to be.
You: They said she was cut "too bad for her to be declared cutting herself" so they sent her home
Stranger: Yeah, because that makes sense.
Stranger: Jesus Nuts.
You: she's from germany
Stranger: i am scared to expand the gallery.
You: to crazy nazi sires everything is sensible
Stranger: GO FUCKING FIGURE
Stranger: The worst shit comes out of Germany and Africa and Japan.
Stranger: The trifecta of fucked up.
You: haha
Stranger: goddammit
Stranger: I am no longer hungry
You: expand the gallery. you'll NEVER be hungry. <_<
You: "She avoids dying by frequenting the hospital. Because she never tells them that she is suicidal, they cannot legally admit her for psych treatment without her consent. They just sew her up, give her antibiotics and some painkillers,slap her on the ass,buttfuck her to seal the deal and send her home to carve herself up like a Christmas goose all over again."
You: crazy germans man
Stranger: Fuck.
Stranger: That is the only reasonable reaction.
Stranger: Buuuut. It sort of makes me want to play Dead Space.
Stranger: She might be a monster from Dead Space.
Stranger: so just so we are clear, you aren't really a girl, right?
Stranger: definitely not the girl in that picture.
You: nah.
You: :p
You: i'm a tranny
Stranger: I AM A VETERAN
You:
Stranger: OH HELL YES I AM SMART
You: I AM A NEWFAG
Stranger: anyway, i need to go play some dead space, brah
You: k
Stranger: thanks for the gruesome.
Stranger: Peace.
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *