iGod

[Keychain]

Me:
in my butt
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
from my mama
God:
Does your mama give good advice?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
..sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
at her house
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
no i don't go there anymore
God:
Where do you usually connect from? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
waht?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
erin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you erin.
Me:
k
God:
And?
Me:
what?
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?

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