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Two bums walk into a bar but find that they have no money to buy drinks. They decide to go begging on the street. The first person they see is a middle-aged gentleman. They ask him for money and he says, "Sorry, I left my wallet at home".

The second person they see is a younger man. They ask him for money, and he says, "Sorry, I barely have enough for my next meal.

The third person they see is a Polish carpenter. They ask him for money, and he turns to them, and says, "Sandstone... Wishing for a horse?"

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Found this on another forums. - by Flame - 01-07-2010, 09:14 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Gors - 01-07-2010, 09:26 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Alpha Six - 01-07-2010, 09:27 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Gollum - 01-07-2010, 09:28 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Vipershark - 01-07-2010, 10:03 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Sengir - 01-07-2010, 11:06 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by slut - 01-07-2010, 11:13 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Alpha Six - 01-07-2010, 11:15 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by slut - 01-07-2010, 11:15 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by slut - 01-07-2010, 11:17 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Sengir - 01-08-2010, 04:26 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Sonikku - 01-08-2010, 10:55 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Gors - 01-08-2010, 04:25 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Flame - 01-08-2010, 05:56 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Raytheon - 01-09-2010, 05:27 AM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by slut - 01-09-2010, 01:28 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Gollum - 01-09-2010, 11:21 AM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by TomGuycott - 01-09-2010, 01:24 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Vipershark - 01-09-2010, 05:48 PM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Vipershark - 01-10-2010, 12:52 AM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Alpha Six - 01-10-2010, 02:25 AM
RE: Found this on another forums. - by Gors - 01-10-2010, 07:11 AM

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