i went to the kitchen at 1 am

[Mikau]

to get some big bird apple juice, and there's this little bug that looks like a spider

of course it was really dark, so i couldn't exactly see it clearly

so i take a step toward it, to get a better look

it jumps backwards like fifty feet into the wall

that motherfucker must've been going like a hundred mph because he just died as soon as he hit the wall




i forgot my goddamn apple juice, too