oh shit its 3/10

[Baegal]

so hi my name is rebecca swansin and i am a cousin of bella swan but my friends (da collins) jsut caull me Moon becuz I am as petty as 1. i am sebentene yrs olde and i am a straight A student at Fourks high (AN: HaHaHaH HIGHE) scool in wayshingtone. i really like da rain and dat's why I caem to goa nd live there. i haev beyoutifull dark haire dat is in ponietailz dat stetchs to my baeck and peopull says that I look so beyoutifull becuz of it xsept for bella dat slut.

so i got up dis mourning from my bead and wokee up to da beautifoul reign. I thoght dere might b a thunderstrom soon so I got decideded to get dressed in my usual scool cloesthes. Then I put on a rainjacket that really completmentde my deep crimson eyes and wenty downstiars and made a poptard for brekfest. I stated to make da poptard by putting it in the microwave, because toasters r 4 morans. I ptu in 4 5m inutes and then left to take a shit in da bathromo.

Onlee whne I got dere bella wus usin da shittor and the stupid bitch wouldnt let me in so i pouteded and decid eto scarm at her "Bella u stupid fucking bitch gtfo da btahroom already!!!!" "No u fuckor" bellla shoutede at my. "gtfo o ill get chadley over here bella" i screemd but den she jus tresponed "so wat i h8 that basturd". Fuerius i just decidedd 2 leave da hose for da mornin an go 2 scool.

I wint otside and kickeded bella's fuking uglee truock becuzs i am a enviyourmeantalist and h8 pollushin!!!1 Onlee i hurt mye fut and den i shooted "OWWWWWW" and curesd dat stupid cunt bella. den i saw Jakub frum accrross da street and wavded to him. but i realllyy dunt liek jakub evor sinse i found out dat he wus a furry. Fcuking fourries!!!!! but bella doeznt no dat jakub is a wearwolv but i do sinse jakub tolld me. so den i got into my poursh and drrove it 2 scool and i got dere 8 fifteen witch is gud becuz scool doeznt strat until nine thirtee.

so at scool i finnalee sawd edowerd he wuz sitting on top of hiz porsh withe hsi shitr offf and da sun luked so grate on him. inside i blushd an giggled a L O T. den next 2 him wuz rossey amd bennet and accross frum dose 2 sitting on an Ahdi (iz dat how u spell dat 1 car taipe) were caspor and alicia. all of dese peepel were da collins who were da kidz of a supa hawt tirty year olde man name Karlyse nd his wife (aslo a MEGA FCUKING BITCCHHH!!!!!) ezmay.

dey wavd. i wavd back.

I really shouldn't have spent as long as I did to read that