shorty wanna hear dat ass clap

[Chutzpar]

Over in the UK a sir was a ciggy (that's a cigarette) or a distinguished gentleman, which is a type of meatball.
And then all of a sudden it's a gay insult. And NOW it's simply a way of addressing people on the internet. I'll be sure to say "Hey sir" next time my dad signs into MSN.

And I hate people using i instead of I. Or in your case, as you can obviously not find your shift key, using any capital letters at all.
But I don't get the urge to start a topic about it. But as you have brought this TERRIBLE act to my attention I will make sure I use the word "literally" in an improper way in any topic I see you have posted in until you find that shift key. In fact I'll even give you a hint, there's two of 'em

Goemar, I usually like you
because you are usually a bro
but uhhh
this is spamhaul. Check your serious discussion at the door.

Or something to that effect!