post here and i tell you if i like you or not

[TomGuycott]

Chad, my real name is almost your name. We're practically brothers, but the kind of brothers who don't see each other for fifty years, and one becomes a candlewax salesman and the other a botanist, and when they finally meet for the first time the whole dinner conversation is just awkward and foreboding, and everyone ends up leaving with a bitter taste in their mouth, not so much from the awkwardness, but because the elder brother's wife is a terrible cook. And then everyone realizes that the elder brother's wife is just a broomstick in drag.