NES/8-Bit Sonic the Hedgehog

[Maneko]

Dude, if you are going to imitate a bittage AND console style in particular either you do it by the book or don't do it at all, is that simple. "Partial" styles doesn't exist, and if you really can't abide to the full style, you always can drop the rulebook and go freestyle as many people do.
It's not something worth to go apeshit crazy and start tossing out cuss words.