05-13-2010, 07:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-13-2010, 07:53 PM by DavidCaruso.)
I would like a rainbow username. Make it blink too, and make it a marquee from left to right. Also, give it a black glow or shadow to make me look badass. Finally, please make the font Comic Sans MS, because that is the best font of all time, second only to Impact.
If you don't give in to my demands, beware! I am a very influential lawyer in real life, and so are my dad, mom, and brother. We will form an expert legal team and sue you for hosting illegal sprites on your mainsite, as well as child porn in the "Photographic Evaluation" thread and the staff forum. I will give you exactly 25 hours (1 day plus a 1 hour grace period) before proceeding with my master plan, blowing these forums back into the Geocities age. I am also a doctor (I dual-majored). I will send the administrators of this site a rare strain of malaria which is incurable and will inevitably kill them. If I get caught, I will use my aforementioned family legal team as well as myself to defend myself in court. Finally, please also note that I am an expert video game developer (it's my hobby), and if you don't do it I will make sure you will never get a job at Nintendo or Capcom or Sega or even SNK (instead, I'll make them redirect you to the local Wal-Mart).
If you don't give in to my demands, beware! I am a very influential lawyer in real life, and so are my dad, mom, and brother. We will form an expert legal team and sue you for hosting illegal sprites on your mainsite, as well as child porn in the "Photographic Evaluation" thread and the staff forum. I will give you exactly 25 hours (1 day plus a 1 hour grace period) before proceeding with my master plan, blowing these forums back into the Geocities age. I am also a doctor (I dual-majored). I will send the administrators of this site a rare strain of malaria which is incurable and will inevitably kill them. If I get caught, I will use my aforementioned family legal team as well as myself to defend myself in court. Finally, please also note that I am an expert video game developer (it's my hobby), and if you don't do it I will make sure you will never get a job at Nintendo or Capcom or Sega or even SNK (instead, I'll make them redirect you to the local Wal-Mart).