if pokemon were real

[water dog]

you have to realize that irl, wild gyarados would be retardedly rare and probably only be in huge bodies of fresh water like the great lakes

and even then there would be patrols and sonar and such because there is no way in hell any kind of government officials would let people swim unprotected in water with gyarados

goldeen/seakings horn probably wouldnt hurt as much as you think and being stung by one probably just as much as a bee sting today, also since when were fish hostile

/irl pokemon logic/ thast what this thread is about im trying to get you guys to think V_V such as
-earthquakes power is probably over-emphasized. i imagine it would be a small quake as in it wouldnt topple whole cities and the bulk of the damage would come from the rocks that spurt out of the ground when the "eathquake" is created
-"durr hee hee if pokemon were real wed all be dead because they would be destroying the world" well first of all probably not because the police force would have pokemon of their own and larger cities would have defensive trainers on patrol for hostile wild pokemon. were not fucking idiots here, we wouldnt just let pokemon run around doing whatever they want.

not accusing you of saying anything like that DJ, its just been said before in the topic, just clearing up some air

also you would never have a legendary irl. you probably would never see one in your whole life either. in fact, their existence in general would be doubted, they would just be myths without any concrete proof of existence