WACKY PARENTS!!!!!

[17 kids]

hey i know some of u have wacky parents or no parents (sorry) what do those wacky mom n dads do!!!!!

for instance i feel sick in the morning by default. i always have and my dad knows this

however if i dont eat breakfast he loses his shit

also he is in a stage where he is obsessed with me being a 'man' to the point where he spent $30 on protein powder to make me stronger?????? i made a point of telling him it was stupid and never drank it, now my sisters do so i guess that's resolved
i also can't wear bright colors of purple without upsetting him anymore although he's more ok with that now

also going to community college is a huge failure to the family apparently, even though my sister's in there currently and it's cheaper/closer/more flexible. the reason hes so pissed that im not going away is because he wants to move someplace where he doesnt have to take his kids with him (he wants to move to california)
while there is nothing wrong with that i sort of wish he'd wait until we were old enough to move out and live on our own as opposed to saying "i sure wish i didn't live with my kids anymore" when they were 16-18

GOOD ASPECTS OF DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hes usually pretty nice n funny and carts me wherever i need to go if he can
he is a PROVIDER since he kicked my mom out of the house because she was a crazy lady
he is paying for the costs of living on long island (which are redicu-high, another reason he wants to and should move)
etc!! he is a responsible dad usually


i love my mom a lot too


now tell me all about your parents and things you like/dont like