What is the best city on Earth!

[water dog]

tyvon looks across the horizon, shoebies at every turn. he steps into his private casino in the back of his house and gambles away (the machines are modded so the level looks like a joy stick form his favorite fighting games). the night sky is orange with the fiery passion of every love couple getting it on in his room and tyvon asks himself "where is my love passion?". escaping the joys of the large tourist city he calls home, he slips into his private room where a small lit up LCD screen awaits him. "this is the only place i am truely happy," he says, logging on to the spriters resource and loading up his favorite porn video. "another day in vegas." a single tear flows off his face and over his balding head and flying out the window, then dripping on the the dry nevada gorund as the sun set sin the background.