do u unlock characters in mushroom kingdom fusion

[Ultimecia]

Sometimes I wonder if they (people who behave like him) are like this or they actually put some effort to just sound like dimwits. I want to believe that's actually impossible to be like this without being a very young kid or being drunken/drugged.

At least he KNOWS how to edit his post, he proved that by deleting the part where he asks about the secret characters in an attempt to sound less idiot. Smooth.