it's 1:30 AM and I'm bored to death

[TomGuycott]

It's 5:15 and my mom woke me up because my sister is out and not answering her phone and she texted my dad but not my mom so my mom thought it was nice to go to me instead of my dad, go through the trouble of getting me awake and telling me to call my sister's friend but I misunderstood and called my sister about twice until she woke up and told me that she texted my dad who didn't want to wake my mom up but it was all for naught because my mom woke up everybody anyway.

Yep.