I'm trying Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

[ThePortalGuru]

it's like castlevania as interpreted by neckbeard nerds who've never played any games toher htan like god of war or something and they read tolkien-seque fantasy novels and they don't know why video games are actually good

it has the aesthetic flair of a fat balding star trek fan wearing a wolf shirt in his mom's basement, too

Well, we'll always have Harmony of Despair to fall back on.