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[Chutzpar]

The age part doesn't matter but the relationship part does.

Couldn't agree more. I've heard that sex is so much better when it's passionate between another person who you love.

That other sex, the "spur-of-the-moment" kind, doesn't mean anything.

Uhhh... what?

It doesn't have to mean anything for it to be good sex. That makes absolutely no sense.

I mean, I'm personally monogamous and need a relationship before sex, but uh
not everyone is the same, different people need different things in their sex life

The idea that it's "better" in a relationship is utterly subjective and probably came from some idiot holier-than-thou prude. The end.