Any bullying tips, stories anyone got?

[Sengir]

That's a pretty bland post, op. Let me spice it up for you:

My bullying story begins when I was in 1st grade. I had a gigantic crush on this girl, yet so did Big "Bubba" McGraw. The girl, Tootie, was smokin' hot. At least, that's what my penis told me. I almost asked her out when Bubba came up to me an pants'd me in front of Tootie. I didn't know what to do or say, so I just stood there in my Spongebob undies and cried. I was never the same person again. No matter how much counseling I got, I could never get over the trauma

I hope you like it