I'm not JarJar

[superfly johnson]

I was wearing my Children Of Bodom shirt to an event and this girl came up and said "That shirt looks awesome, I like taht sorta music" So I asked her what else she listened to and she said " Oh you know the heavy stuff, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Sick Puppies, the heavy metal stuff"
That annoys me, because I thought I found someone to talk about heavy metal with, but it was a poser. Because she then ensued to talk about how her life sucked and how she was attempting suicide and had to get help. not a fun day.

one time a girl asked me what kind of music i like. i said the general term used for the kind of music i like-- "screamo"

she said OH YEAH I LOOOOVE SCREAMO then put her ipod plug in my ear and all of a sudden i hear "let the bodies hit the floor.. let the bodies hit the floor.. let the bodies hit the floors... let the bodies hit the OOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOH!!!!"

i was like... "yeahh... cool shit man.... .... ...." becuase she was fuckin hot but

similar thing happened to me
except i heard fucking attack attack
which in technicality is screamo
but still
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