08-24-2010, 03:01 PM
I'm sick of waiting. Are the warpgates up and running?
Yes sir!
How does our standing army look?
We stand as one.
Good enough for me! Move out. And throw down another nexus on the next level, these mineral fields won't last forever.
Fuck this 'we move as one' shit, for I am the stalker, and my speed is legend!
Meh, he was a dick anyways.
Oh no! We are soon to be outnumbered, and then I, but a lone pitiful sentry will most surely be killed most dead!
Wait, right, space and time are totally my bitch. My bad.
Mmm, barbeque. How do you like your roach done?
Raw.
See, I actually like mine well done because
Because you're a bitch, Steve. You like yours well done because you're a bitch.
The expansion hatchery is down, retreat!
Steve!
Well...Shit.
This is not good, this is not good. What's the opposite of good?
Bad.
Yeah, this is that!
What do you mean they all died!? Since when do people die in wars?! This is bullshit. Alright, they're bound to counterattack, and we have an advantageous position. We need a pure stalker defense force, now!
Yes sir!
How does our standing army look?
We stand as one.
Good enough for me! Move out. And throw down another nexus on the next level, these mineral fields won't last forever.
Fuck this 'we move as one' shit, for I am the stalker, and my speed is legend!
Meh, he was a dick anyways.
Oh no! We are soon to be outnumbered, and then I, but a lone pitiful sentry will most surely be killed most dead!
Wait, right, space and time are totally my bitch. My bad.
Mmm, barbeque. How do you like your roach done?
Raw.
See, I actually like mine well done because
Because you're a bitch, Steve. You like yours well done because you're a bitch.
The expansion hatchery is down, retreat!
Steve!
Well...Shit.
This is not good, this is not good. What's the opposite of good?
Bad.
Yeah, this is that!
What do you mean they all died!? Since when do people die in wars?! This is bullshit. Alright, they're bound to counterattack, and we have an advantageous position. We need a pure stalker defense force, now!