Who should've been on Brawl?

[Badassbill]

A Capcom Representative of some description.

MegaMan.exe or Viewtiful Joe. A Street Fighter character would be a little to obvious (not to mention that their movesets don't translate quite right to the SSB format), and most other series are kinda gunfests. The didn't stop Snake, but Sakurai's sucking Kojima's cock so hard it doesn't really make much difference.

I think you'll find Kojima begged Sakuri for Snake to be in Melee, but it was too late in development. Argo, Kojima sucking Sakuri's cock.