It ain't exactly Lavender Town, but... (Majora's Mask creepypasta)

[Cell Shaded Envy]

Me: Are you Ben?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Are you sure you're not Ben?
Bot: Yes. Are you a robot?
Me: Majora's Mask
Bot: Jadusable layed Majora's Mask, yes.
Me: Where is he?
Bot: I'm not sure.
Me: Were you in his cartridge?
Bot: No, I was in 'Varsity blues' and 'Obssesed'.
Me: Where's Ben?
Bot: Ben is here. He works here.
Me: I thought Ben drowned.
Bot: Yes.
Me: Then how can he work there?
Bot: Because you are?
Me: I work there?
Bot: Isn't it hot there?
Me: Where?
Bot: In Simi Valley, where you told me you were from!
Me: Majora's Mask
Bot: No, I mean he drowned.
Me: Ben?
Bot: I'm a girl.
Me: Did you kill Ben?
Bot: I might have.
Me: Did you drown him?
Bot: No Ben, I didn't. Where is Majora's Mask?
Me: I have the remake on the Game Cube, but not the N64 version.
Bot: Maybe you'll understand it later.
Me: Understand what?
Bot: The statement I said.
Me: Did you kill Matt?
Bot: Np.

Ahahahahahaha what. Who programs this thing?