Or, he's giving away free jadusables.
Or, the free jadusables DROWNED BEN. Because Ben got them on the fourth day, which, coincidentally, was the day he could not swim due to some eating contest. He got cramp, and he drowned. To death. He got better though, and now Ben and Jadusable are enjoying some Prototype and Vampire.
Or, the free jadusables DROWNED BEN. Because Ben got them on the fourth day, which, coincidentally, was the day he could not swim due to some eating contest. He got cramp, and he drowned. To death. He got better though, and now Ben and Jadusable are enjoying some Prototype and Vampire.