09-18-2008, 04:36 AM
(09-13-2008, 08:39 AM)mors ontologica Wrote:(08-12-2008, 05:18 PM)GrooveMan.exe Wrote: I was playing Red Steel with a friend once.Funniest thing in topic.
I know, right? The game wasd truly awful - I wish he took more care in his purchases.
This new Tiger Woods game for the PS3 is pretty lol-worthy, although not intentional.
- When the game starts, you make a character straight away. Male only, abiguous ethnicity, final destination. They give you this quadrant slider to let you chage ethnicity, but they don't tell you what the extremities are...
- Then you get to change physical proportions and shit. We have him a really short, but massively thick torso, with arms so lumpy he could be a character in FF7; and the longest skinniest legs on earth. Then we gave him the deepest voice possible.
- The upshot of this was that because he starts out at such a low level, even when you whack the ball with his giganto arms, it doesn't go far at all. Then when you screw up a putt, he says
GET IN THE HOOOOLE D=<
Oh shit.