09-18-2008, 10:33 AM
I was playing spore with a group of my friends in the commons area of my college, and while we're tame by any stretch of the imagination, the quotes we came up with were just awful.
"Today is a good day to genocide!"
"Die last and slaughter."
"I swear to god, one of those tribal savages threw a spear at me!" "Is that before or AFTER you lasered most of the tribe?"
"Sucking the atmosphere off an enemy planet is fair tactics, right?"
"My creatures killed everything it could in Cell stage, everybody it met in Creature stage, I set fire to teepees in Tribal stage, and I detonated warheads in cities in Civ stage. I'm just guesting the average lifespan of my people is exactly 9 months after sexual maturity, and the concept of universal healthcare involves NOT digging the clawed foot into the open wound."
Most of these were funny in context, not sure how well they carry without the context.
"Today is a good day to genocide!"
"Die last and slaughter."
"I swear to god, one of those tribal savages threw a spear at me!" "Is that before or AFTER you lasered most of the tribe?"
"Sucking the atmosphere off an enemy planet is fair tactics, right?"
"My creatures killed everything it could in Cell stage, everybody it met in Creature stage, I set fire to teepees in Tribal stage, and I detonated warheads in cities in Civ stage. I'm just guesting the average lifespan of my people is exactly 9 months after sexual maturity, and the concept of universal healthcare involves NOT digging the clawed foot into the open wound."
Most of these were funny in context, not sure how well they carry without the context.