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Crap Jokes
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A dog goes into a telegraph office. He fills out the telegram form, and give it to the clerk.. The telegram reads:
"Woof woof. Woof. Woof woof woof. Woof, woof. Woof."
The clerk says "Oh, you've only got 9 words here, you can add another 'woof' for the same price".
The dog looks confused and says: "But that wouldn't make any sense at all!"

(this is seriously one of my favourite jokes)
(e: I can't count)
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Messages In This Thread
Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-20-2010, 11:56 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Ashura - 09-21-2010, 12:34 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by ThePortalGuru - 09-21-2010, 12:34 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Maxpphire - 09-21-2010, 01:28 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Ashura - 09-21-2010, 01:41 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-21-2010, 10:08 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Proton - 09-22-2010, 04:17 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by DadNier - 09-22-2010, 04:38 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-22-2010, 07:27 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Gors - 09-21-2010, 10:21 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-21-2010, 10:31 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-21-2010, 07:09 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-21-2010, 07:44 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Phantom Killah - 09-21-2010, 08:08 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Asther - 09-21-2010, 09:15 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Sengir - 09-22-2010, 12:54 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 01:00 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by DadNier - 09-22-2010, 01:02 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 01:04 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Lexou Duck - 09-22-2010, 01:08 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by LeleleleMAXIMUM - 09-22-2010, 04:52 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Sengir - 09-22-2010, 01:13 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-22-2010, 03:54 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 05:01 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by GaryASPG - 09-22-2010, 05:03 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 05:07 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by GaryASPG - 09-22-2010, 05:45 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Joseph Styling - 09-22-2010, 06:41 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-22-2010, 06:58 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by ThePortalGuru - 09-22-2010, 07:08 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-22-2010, 07:12 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by DioShiba - 09-22-2010, 08:29 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Ashura - 09-22-2010, 08:56 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-22-2010, 09:03 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-22-2010, 10:31 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-23-2010, 05:34 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-23-2010, 08:09 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-23-2010, 08:11 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by GaryASPG - 09-23-2010, 09:24 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by water dog - 09-23-2010, 11:42 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-23-2010, 10:20 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by TheouAegis - 09-25-2010, 04:54 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Tank Eater - 09-27-2010, 10:22 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Propaganda - 11-10-2010, 02:19 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 11-10-2010, 02:27 AM

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