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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-OH NO! Where's my tractor?!?!?

I walked in to a game store and asked the lady at the counter for GTA IV. She didn't know what it was about, so I told her that it was a game about an african american guy who goes around crashing cars into trees, sleeping with hoes and getting beaten with golf clubs. She then realised what I meant and went into the back.
She came back with Tigers Woods PGA Tour '11.
"The shattered dreams of your society
Will dissipate with pacifism and subtlety
All will fade but homicide.
Part of a minority,
I'm just a casualty"
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Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-20-2010, 11:56 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Ashura - 09-21-2010, 12:34 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by ThePortalGuru - 09-21-2010, 12:34 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Maxpphire - 09-21-2010, 01:28 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Ashura - 09-21-2010, 01:41 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-21-2010, 10:08 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Proton - 09-22-2010, 04:17 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by DadNier - 09-22-2010, 04:38 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-22-2010, 07:27 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Gors - 09-21-2010, 10:21 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-21-2010, 10:31 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-21-2010, 07:09 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Cobalt Blue - 09-21-2010, 07:44 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Phantom Killah - 09-21-2010, 08:08 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Asther - 09-21-2010, 09:15 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Sengir - 09-22-2010, 12:54 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 01:00 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by DadNier - 09-22-2010, 01:02 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 01:04 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Lexou Duck - 09-22-2010, 01:08 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by LeleleleMAXIMUM - 09-22-2010, 04:52 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Sengir - 09-22-2010, 01:13 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-22-2010, 03:54 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 05:01 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by GaryASPG - 09-22-2010, 05:03 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-22-2010, 05:07 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by GaryASPG - 09-22-2010, 05:45 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Joseph Styling - 09-22-2010, 06:41 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-22-2010, 06:58 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by ThePortalGuru - 09-22-2010, 07:08 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-22-2010, 07:12 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by DioShiba - 09-22-2010, 08:29 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Ashura - 09-22-2010, 08:56 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-22-2010, 09:03 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-22-2010, 10:31 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Chutzpar - 09-23-2010, 05:34 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-23-2010, 08:09 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Helmo - 09-23-2010, 08:11 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by GaryASPG - 09-23-2010, 09:24 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by water dog - 09-23-2010, 11:42 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 09-23-2010, 10:20 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by TheouAegis - 09-25-2010, 04:54 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Tank Eater - 09-27-2010, 10:22 PM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Propaganda - 11-10-2010, 02:19 AM
RE: Crap Jokes - by Woppet* - 11-10-2010, 02:27 AM

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