Pokémon Black & White (be warned: spoilers)

[Rosencrantz]

I'm sorry, but the only viable definition of "epic" that I am willing to accept must involve lengthy poetry and a massive adventure featuring a legendary and/or traditional hero

:F

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also I can give no fucks about the rest of the exclusives
I like Zekrom and Wargle and all but all the pokemon that I actually want on my team (Stone Golem, Chandelier, Arceus Moth, Hydra, and Power Ranger) are all in both versions