09-24-2008, 07:50 PM
I've written, or tried to write spoof scripts for fun. This is one for LOTR, its meant for a possible comic (one that will never happen), but it could be used for a movie too (also unlikely to happen). I've got over 50 pages for this, and still less than half way through. I'll just show it here little by little. Again, any types of comments would be nice.
Narrator: It all started with the making of the nose rings of power.
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Three were given to the nerds, the masters of schoolwork and trivial matters. -
Five were given to the leppers, in their lonely, isolated halls.
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And nine, were given to the plumbers, who above all else, desired power and better jobs. -
But they were all decieved, for there was another nosering made.
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In the heart of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master nosering was being forged. -
And in it, Sauron poured in his hatred, his meaniness, and his will to boss around Middle earth.
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One by one the kingdoms of Middle earth fell...
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...But there were some who resisted.(men and nerds marching to battle)
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A last alleigence of Men and nerds fight Sauron's forces at the slopes of Mount Doom. -
(one huge battle scene, possible splash page)
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Nerd sergant: ready, aim... (nerds aim bows)
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Fire! (most of the arrows go past his head, one hits him)
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(one or two battle scenes)
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Narrator: Victory was near! (Elendil in a dramatic pose)
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...But the power of the nosering could not be undone. (Sauron comes in with the noserting.) -
(Sauron flicks a group of men , sending them flying through the air.)
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(Saurpon flicks another group of men)
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(Elendil charges at Sauron) -
(Sauron flicks him) -
Esilidur: No Daddy! -
(rushes to his fallen father) -
Narrator: And just when all hope seemed lost... (Sauron comes up) -
Isilidur takes his father's sword and...(Isilidur takes sword)
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(cuts off Sauron's nose) -
(nose falls to the ground) -
(Sauron lights up like he's about to explode)
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(and pops like he was a pinata)
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(candy falls out) soliders: Candy!
Narrator: It all started with the making of the nose rings of power.
-
Three were given to the nerds, the masters of schoolwork and trivial matters. -
Five were given to the leppers, in their lonely, isolated halls.
-
And nine, were given to the plumbers, who above all else, desired power and better jobs. -
But they were all decieved, for there was another nosering made.
-
In the heart of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master nosering was being forged. -
And in it, Sauron poured in his hatred, his meaniness, and his will to boss around Middle earth.
-
One by one the kingdoms of Middle earth fell...
-
...But there were some who resisted.(men and nerds marching to battle)
-
A last alleigence of Men and nerds fight Sauron's forces at the slopes of Mount Doom. -
(one huge battle scene, possible splash page)
-
Nerd sergant: ready, aim... (nerds aim bows)
-
Fire! (most of the arrows go past his head, one hits him)
-
(one or two battle scenes)
-
Narrator: Victory was near! (Elendil in a dramatic pose)
-
...But the power of the nosering could not be undone. (Sauron comes in with the noserting.) -
(Sauron flicks a group of men , sending them flying through the air.)
-
(Saurpon flicks another group of men)
-
(Elendil charges at Sauron) -
(Sauron flicks him) -
Esilidur: No Daddy! -
(rushes to his fallen father) -
Narrator: And just when all hope seemed lost... (Sauron comes up) -
Isilidur takes his father's sword and...(Isilidur takes sword)
-
(cuts off Sauron's nose) -
(nose falls to the ground) -
(Sauron lights up like he's about to explode)
-
(and pops like he was a pinata)
-
(candy falls out) soliders: Candy!