12-04-2010, 05:13 AM
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What?
Anyway, I found out never to use kitchen utensils to kill yourself. The sight of a knife plunging through your chest or neck is enough to make you cringe. My chest is still sore from the stab wound. Oh, and drowning in chocolate isn't all it's cracked up to be. when you resurface, dead, you have to get lifeguards to lick the solidified chocolate off your body. When I awake my body was sticky from saliva...