09-25-2008, 06:36 PM
Eh, I don't remember any spelling errors in particular. Anyway, I'm going to go skip ahead to where they're in the Shire.
Subtitle= 60 years later (Frodo sitting u8nder a tree reading a porn mag)
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(Frodo hears Gandalf humming and gets up)
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(Gandalf coming up the road) Frodo: You're late.
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Gandalf: A wizard is never late...nor is he ever too early. He always arrives precisly when traffic will allow it.
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(Frodo and Gandalf look at each other)
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(Then they both laugh and hug)
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Frodo: So what's happening in the outside world? I want to hear everything. (Sitting in cart with Gandalf)
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Gandalf: Everything? Geez, don't you ever watch BBC World news?
Frodo: No.
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Gandalf: Well, not much has been happening. Game consels come and go, people still ignore Global Warming, evil warlords are plotting the destruction of humanity. Same old, same old.(driving through Shire)
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Frodo: You know, we Bagginses used to be very well thought of. We never had any adventures and never did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: Oh, how exciting. -
Gandalf: Well, if you're refering to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. I merely gave your uncle a littlepush out of the door.
Frodo: Well, whatever you did, you've officially been labeled "a disturber of the peace" -
(Wanted poster of Gandalf, wanted dead or alive, with a reward)
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Gandalf: Well, that should be amusing.
Oh, and I also thought about doing spoof names of the characters, like Ganondalf, Grimli, Froodoo, Eragorn, and such.
Subtitle= 60 years later (Frodo sitting u8nder a tree reading a porn mag)
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(Frodo hears Gandalf humming and gets up)
-
(Gandalf coming up the road) Frodo: You're late.
-
Gandalf: A wizard is never late...nor is he ever too early. He always arrives precisly when traffic will allow it.
-
(Frodo and Gandalf look at each other)
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(Then they both laugh and hug)
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Frodo: So what's happening in the outside world? I want to hear everything. (Sitting in cart with Gandalf)
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Gandalf: Everything? Geez, don't you ever watch BBC World news?
Frodo: No.
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Gandalf: Well, not much has been happening. Game consels come and go, people still ignore Global Warming, evil warlords are plotting the destruction of humanity. Same old, same old.(driving through Shire)
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Frodo: You know, we Bagginses used to be very well thought of. We never had any adventures and never did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: Oh, how exciting. -
Gandalf: Well, if you're refering to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. I merely gave your uncle a littlepush out of the door.
Frodo: Well, whatever you did, you've officially been labeled "a disturber of the peace" -
(Wanted poster of Gandalf, wanted dead or alive, with a reward)
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Gandalf: Well, that should be amusing.
Oh, and I also thought about doing spoof names of the characters, like Ganondalf, Grimli, Froodoo, Eragorn, and such.