WHAT IF POKEMEN WERE REAL!!!!!! Grown-up Edition

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I think Chad posted the question once.

Noctowls will be like the nightwatchers of the town. I imagine each gate will have two big eyes above them after midnight. Richer families will have one on each post, but that's like saying "Hey we're filthy rich hey hey."

Where do water Pokemon get their water, anyway? It'd be awesome to get a plane, load it with water Pokemon, and fly over Africa or something. Ice beam will solve global warming.