WHAT IF POKEMEN WERE REAL!!!!!! Grown-up Edition

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Asians would have Growlith and Meowth for lunch.
Growlith would be awesome, like tie its feet up, cut off its tail and toss it onto wood to make the fire. Then put a bigass pan right on top. Cook that fucker up easy.

Eat Meowth and argue who gets the coin (like the wishbone).