Things games should have, but don't

[Koopaul]

Nintendo still makes games? That's a relief, I could've sworn all I saw at the store in the Wii section recently was shovelware...

That's a pretty ignorant thing to say.

As for all those games you guys mentioned, I don't play fighting or beat'em up games. So I guess I'm ignorant too.

But keep in mind I'm referring to female Mooks. Grunt enemies, meaning they have as much importance as Slime. Not mini-bosses, bosses, or any character relevant to the plot.

And I don't count female zombies, because anyone can be a zombie.