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the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX
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>Wake up at like 3:15 AM.
>Start shivering on the inside like I always do when IT'S going to happen (it's the sign I've known all my life).
>Try to lay in bed with blanket on as long as possible to try and prevent IT.
>Failed.
>First cough, know I gotta run to the bathroom now.
>Puke bomb in the toilet.
>Clean up myself.
>Start trying to barf again, and during this time I suddenly am on the verge of peeing my pants while I'm standing up trying to heave. WHAT A GREAT TIME TO HAVE TO GO.
>Hold back urge to puke long enough to quickly slip my pants down and go while the toilet still has barf on it (but the part I sat on had nothing on it).
>Get up, try to barf a little more in the toilet AFTER I went in it. Sweet.
>Feel better, clean up toilet and myself, etc. etc..
>Take a drink to help my throat, back to bed.

TOTALLY RADICAL NIGHT, RIGHT GUYS. And the best part is I had KFC the evening before (but that didn't make me sick, I felt good the rest of the evening and when I went to bed) and for me, chicken and lasagna are the two worst foods to come back up as they burn the worst. I really couldn't breathe almost for having my nose clogged and burning. That's totally awesome. Feel better now though.
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RE: the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX - by Garamonde - 07-23-2011, 07:30 AM
My head hurts. - by Ivyleaf1212 - 03-11-2012, 07:15 PM
RE: My head hurts. - by Gors - 03-11-2012, 07:53 PM

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