the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Devicho]

No Willow, stay out of the garbage can, it's gross and you'll make a huge mess.
No Willow, leave the fridge alone, I know you're going to start digging through everything and we can't waste food.
Willow, please take a fucking nap so you don't scream all night like you did last night keeping everyone up for hours.
Willow, I'm trying to cook dinner, please get away from the grill you're going to burn yourself.

I fucking hate babysitting.
Hope mom doesn't want grandkids from me because pffthahaha fat chance.

I seriously thought you were talking about a dog until you said "babysitting".

Nah my dog is much better behaved than that.