11-11-2011, 06:56 PM
I wish that it didn't sound like my stepdad is berating or yelling at me literally every time he says anything to me ever. Even if it isn't supposed to be that way his tone of voice and general assholishness sure makes it sound like someone shit in his Cheerios that morning.
Get a couple thorns in my bike tire despite riding just on pavement causing it to deflate? "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME" because you know its easy to see little thorns on the ground and avoid them just like that when you're going quickly on a bike.
Accidentally dip a corner of a towel into a sink full of water as I dry off a bowl I just washed? "YOU'RE GETTING IT WET THAT TOWELS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR DRYING THINGS OFF" since I was totally trying my hardest to get the towel wet instead of whoops didn't mean for that to happen.
Fuck off already I'm not even doing anything wrong.
Get a couple thorns in my bike tire despite riding just on pavement causing it to deflate? "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME" because you know its easy to see little thorns on the ground and avoid them just like that when you're going quickly on a bike.
Accidentally dip a corner of a towel into a sink full of water as I dry off a bowl I just washed? "YOU'RE GETTING IT WET THAT TOWELS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR DRYING THINGS OFF" since I was totally trying my hardest to get the towel wet instead of whoops didn't mean for that to happen.
Fuck off already I'm not even doing anything wrong.