the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Vipershark]

I'm at work... on break right now
My entire body aches and it hurts to move, I can't stop shivering because I feel extremely cold all over (it's 70 or 80 degrees in here and i'm wearing SIX shirts right now, three of them long sleeve and i'm still freezing), the constant shivering is leading to really painful goosebumps that won't go away because I can't get warm so my skin is super sensitive all over and just wearing clothes hurts, my voice is nearly shot (i'm not hoarse yet, but i'm getting there), my nose won't stop running and I can barely breathe without coughing fits, I'm super congested, I have zero energy and have to move really really slow but my head is pounding and swimming and I have a splitting headache so not only can I not concentrate, but I can't stand still because i'm dizzy and can't balance upright and it feels like my legs will give out at any moment, I haven't eaten anything (no appetite) but I doubt I could keep it down anyway because my stomach feels like it wants to explode all over my pants at any minute

..am I forgetting anything?

The worst part is we're shorthanded and so busy that I can't go home