the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Kami]

Last night around 4 am, somebody was throwing rocks at my window, flashing flashlights through the window, and dragging their hands along my window. Same thing with my sister's window, which is in our backyard..So somebody climbed our fence and could have been up on our deck. Which really creeps me out.

That's seriously when you call the Police.

They're gone by the time I muster up courage to check my window and the backyard, whoever it is, this is the third time it's happened to me, and they've done more and more each time. The first time it was just some gentle taps on my window, last time it was hard knocking on my window, and this time it was what I listed, so it is an escalating situation, and I'm really frightened to what it might lead to.

And your solution this far is to do... nothing? Borrow a friend's dog or jump them with a baseball bat or something.

You forgot the unloading of a shitload of paintballs on them.
And theres always the classic of keeping stuff hidden in you room that you can easily access and throw at them if need be.