Peta Gets Pokemon?

[RokuGurin]

No no no no, if you beat a PETA member you're STILL a terrible person, because THEY are the only ones who have their mission to liberate every animal.

Or something.

Then I'll just say:

"Please don't mind me. Humans are technically animals too, correct? I'm simply trying to free you poor animals trapped within your own delusional insights. Because, you know, euthanasia is the key way to give animals a better life. Oh, that's an ironic statement, isn't it? Oh well."

(continues to smash heads)