How'd you make a 3D Donkey Kong game?

[Kosheh]

i feel like rareware's concept sculpture studio consisted of a ten year old with about 8 dozen pairs of googly eyes
and they were forced at minimum wage to create common animals and household out of clay
shizzam: banjo kazooie cast

also dont tell me is "clever and innovative character design"
please, convince me that tooty's design wasn't done at gunpoint or by ken lobb's five year old daughter

like tell me the last time you've seen a cartoon bear wearing all spandex