Devil May Cry bores me...

[Goemar]

I'll elaborate later, i'm at school right now and dont have access to the notes I wrote down.

I'm sorry, seriously? You played the demo and took notes, actual notes, to build an argument on why your opinion is right (and opinions on subjective stuff like entertainment [AKA NOT FACTS] cannot be wrong before you 'cool kids' post hilarious comics about opinions being wrong). Dude, it's a game. If you review games for a living fine, if it's just for forum arguments - well, that's concerning.

And in all honesty, even if this was the best game ever I just don't believe you'd ever like it. Ever. And you didn't. So that's that. I don't need a document (with references to other people who played and discussed it with you) or anything like that. Just a "I didn't like it [insert a few reasons, hopefully without aggression for a change]" and then well, move on. There's no point in posting against people who do like it and why they shouldn't like it. That's like the whole crazy Christians (don't worry - only the crazy ones) using evil clowns to tell children that sex before marriage will make them be burnt in hell forever. There's just no need.

"Sadly" I missed the insults before the post was edited, but whatever - I've came to expect such behaviour from you. Just chill out and have a cup of tea or something.