12-04-2012, 11:04 PM
Lol, that's funny. 'Cause even mine can, I think. Most probably.
The Super Smash Brothers Wrote:Mario: Luigi never had a chance, and it seemed that I never cared about him at all. Me always going out to save Peach all the time and leaving Luigi behind to fend for himself. Many people have called me a douche bag due to this.These are the apologies from the Original Super Smash Brothers themselves. Whenever we make fun of them, whenever we mock or insult them... They are hurt, deep down inside their minds.
Link: I will admit that I feel jealous when Zelda speaks with all the other men, but… who am I to judge? We aren't together… and we never will… so Zelda can be with whoever she wants to be with… Oh Zelda… why must it be this way between us?
Kirby: I have laid awake at night and I have thought about why the hate exists… Some people will hate you no matter what you do or how you change… But if there was a way that I could change to make everyone happy… I would do it without hesitation…
Pikachu: People have called me a fat-assed yellow wombat, the butt ass ugly rat thing, a fat lump of electrified yellow shit, and the worse idea Nintendo ever created… Some people even want me to die… Why? I never realized how much hate was brewing for me… but now I know the truth…
And if you truly care about the Smashers, if you don't want them to be tortured by these words any longer... read Those Three Words by ShiverIntheLight... and spread them around the world.
Those Three Words