Which Retro Games Need Remakes?

[BullockDS]

- Third new level has Keyboard Cat as one of the bosses. WHY?!?!
- Stolen fanart used for health icon, and leaderboard. Not sure if they ever apologized

Seriously, they just didn't cared when they made it. Gameloft should be ashamed of themselves.

R-really? Wow. I could forgive absolutely everything else and write off Earthworm Jim HD as simply a bad, fairly lazy remake, but those two bolded issues elevate it to being something ugly and sinful IMO. The very fact that they couldn't arse themselves to MAKE THEIR OWN FUCKING LIFE ICON AND STOLE FANART INSTEAD is disgraceful and especially indicative of the game being a half-ass product. As for my hatred of the Keyboard Cat thing...

spoiled due to off-topic-ish rant

My beef comes from the fact that they're simply relying on an already established, fairly old viral sensation to pass as "humor" to pander to memetards instead of making anything new and funny, an opposite of the original Earthworm Jim games' original sense of humor... or maybe it's just my irrational hatred of memes.

And now, my games that deserve remakes:
-Castlevania 3: Preferably in the same vein as Dracula X Chronicles
-Chrono Trigger (FULL remake, pls; the DS version was a great gesture, however)
-Mega Man X2 and X3 in the same style as Maverick Hunter X
-A REAL remake of EWJ and EWJ2 would be the bomb-diggedy, like the canned PSP remake senjen posted above
-Virtual Boy Wario Land, brought to you in full color on the 3DS