Hej, sires. Incoming great shit, literally.
The Myth
I end my report here.
James Adams
Mythbuster
It's yet another day in Handville, lair of 4 friends BFFs dysfunctional workmates: Flicky, the hardworking programmer with a questionable sense of humor; Gors, a nonchalant World War II remain of a bullet who developed artistic skills; Iuri, the illiterate and unstable cook of the quartet; and Vinicius, the personification of procrastination.
Since Iuri destroyed the toilet in a maniacal breakdown, everyone has been going to the neighbor, Loo, to relieve themselves. As a punishment, Flicky forced Iuri to cook beans forever...
"wft hloy shit you bullies" - Iuri
As usual, Flicky, Vinicius and Gors went to the Loo today, but something went horribly wrong.
TWO YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THEY LEFT...
FUQUEST is a "traditional" RPG, coded in RPG Maker. By traditional, I mean you explore, fight enemies, level up, equip badass things and all the like. Otherwise, be ready to experience the most nonsensical adventure ever, complete with child elves, stray dogs with jetpacks, mythical trees and a ton of other stuff!
Characters:
Flicky: The leader of the group. Often comes up with acidic comments about things. Can make great things if he is inspired, and his stamina is unmatched.
Gors: Your favorite green bullet is here too! Complete with his characteristic indifference about things. Usually calm, but if annoyed enough, he can become impatient and rude.
Vinicius: Delicate like a daisy and oozing class, Vinicius doesn't joke a lot, but when he does, the effects are often catasthrophic. He is a great composer, though is procrastinating most of the time.
Iuri: The oddball. Despite his intentions, he ends up destroying things due to his erratic behavior. He also cooks delicious beans.
Nickolas 'Kaedalus': Yet another friend, he is maybe the most fitting member to be the next Mythmaker. Due to this, many evil people have tried to kidnap him for researches. His catchphrase is "Sebrae".
FUQUEST
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The Myth
The "Myth"... It's a neverending source of power. The one who possesses it will know all the secrets of the Universe.
Present in every single living being, the jokes are part of our persona. A perfectly crafted joke causes nonstop laughter from everyone who hears it, and those who does it regularly are remembered forever as the greatest Mythmaker, becoming a timeless hero...
Many people attempt to reach Mythmaker status. A lot of people joke or pun regularly, without knowing about its true power. Sometimes, it causes good effects. Sometimes, bad effects.
My objective is to find people who are apt to become Mythmakers. And use their power for my own deeds.
I conducted researches with bacteriae, algae, fungi, birds, monkeys and even humans, measuring their Mythmaking power. With a lot of mathematical calculus, I have discovered that one in one million individuals are potential Mythmakers.
Present in every single living being, the jokes are part of our persona. A perfectly crafted joke causes nonstop laughter from everyone who hears it, and those who does it regularly are remembered forever as the greatest Mythmaker, becoming a timeless hero...
Many people attempt to reach Mythmaker status. A lot of people joke or pun regularly, without knowing about its true power. Sometimes, it causes good effects. Sometimes, bad effects.
My objective is to find people who are apt to become Mythmakers. And use their power for my own deeds.
I conducted researches with bacteriae, algae, fungi, birds, monkeys and even humans, measuring their Mythmaking power. With a lot of mathematical calculus, I have discovered that one in one million individuals are potential Mythmakers.
I end my report here.
James Adams
Mythbuster
It's yet another day in Handville, lair of 4 friends BFFs dysfunctional workmates: Flicky, the hardworking programmer with a questionable sense of humor; Gors, a nonchalant World War II remain of a bullet who developed artistic skills; Iuri, the illiterate and unstable cook of the quartet; and Vinicius, the personification of procrastination.
Since Iuri destroyed the toilet in a maniacal breakdown, everyone has been going to the neighbor, Loo, to relieve themselves. As a punishment, Flicky forced Iuri to cook beans forever...
"wft hloy shit you bullies" - Iuri
As usual, Flicky, Vinicius and Gors went to the Loo today, but something went horribly wrong.
TWO YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THEY LEFT...
FUQUEST is a "traditional" RPG, coded in RPG Maker. By traditional, I mean you explore, fight enemies, level up, equip badass things and all the like. Otherwise, be ready to experience the most nonsensical adventure ever, complete with child elves, stray dogs with jetpacks, mythical trees and a ton of other stuff!
Characters:
Flicky: The leader of the group. Often comes up with acidic comments about things. Can make great things if he is inspired, and his stamina is unmatched.
Gors: Your favorite green bullet is here too! Complete with his characteristic indifference about things. Usually calm, but if annoyed enough, he can become impatient and rude.
Vinicius: Delicate like a daisy and oozing class, Vinicius doesn't joke a lot, but when he does, the effects are often catasthrophic. He is a great composer, though is procrastinating most of the time.
Iuri: The oddball. Despite his intentions, he ends up destroying things due to his erratic behavior. He also cooks delicious beans.
Nickolas 'Kaedalus': Yet another friend, he is maybe the most fitting member to be the next Mythmaker. Due to this, many evil people have tried to kidnap him for researches. His catchphrase is "Sebrae".
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