The Good, The Bad and the Food (food thread)

[Kosheh]

oh man. a thread about eating food. i love food. im getting diabetes just thinking about all my favorite foods right now

here's what i like. me.

this is falafel. in a pita.

mix it up. put some hummus in there. ill marry u.

oh that's another thing i like. hummus.

give me a box of ritz crackers and a large tub of this. both will be gone in a half hour and you'll be out $20

i also really like hot dogs. but here's the catch

i only like hot dogs when you put a lot of really weird shit on them. like, when you take that dog and make it into an art, then i'll respect your art and so will my stomach. i have so many pictures of fancy hotdogs on my phone it's unreal. i really hope someone steals my phone because all they'll see is pictures of things i buy and fancy hotdogs.
pictured above are hotdogs from walk-in restaurant Japadog in NYC (aka Devicho's favorite place to eat that she's never been to)
It's a hotdog place with a japanese fusion with literally every hotdog. even the fries are japanese-inspired, with japanese-influenced garnishes (wasabi fries, seaweed garlic fries, etc.)

oh, and one last thing. veggie burgers. Oh My Fuckin God

veggie burgers are a really interesting concept. hamburgers are pretty much the same. you're gonna slay the same kind of cow and get the same kind of beef. sure you can spice it up with garnishes, but the veggie burger is truly unique...mainly because the idea of the veggie burger is up to such broad interpretation.
for example, the veggie burgers you buy at the grocery usually taste like mcdonald's burgers...which isn't bad because if you think about it, mcdonald's burgers contain so much garbage but veggie burgers contain vegetables and spices.
but then, go out for a veggie burger and this is taken to the next level. the veggie burger literally differs by establishment because the chef has a radically different idea on what goes into his burger, and what goes ON the burger. the king of veggie burgers is in a little hole-in-the-wall cafe near my morning job, which has i-don't-know-what but is topped with lettuce and literally the best chipotle mayo in the world.


now, all that said, there's very few things i don't like.

steamed broccoli.

when your broccoli looks like this and you're feeding it to me, you done fucked up. when properly cooked, it's like soggy-ish and that's SO much better honestly.

taro.

now, i've never actually eaten a real taro, but everything taro-flavored (usually milkshakes and whatnot) tastes like plain unbuttered toast to me. imagine a milkshake that tastes like plain unbuttered toast. cold, liquid plain unbuttered toast. you might be into that but i think that's disgusting just give me hot plain unbuttered toast thanks.

literally anything that looks like it belongs on "this is why you're fat"

looking at sites like this MAKE ME SO NERVOUS
food like this ACTUALLY FRIGHTENS ME JUST LOOKING AT IT