What if "Jumpman" isn't just a beta-name or some kind of superhero monicker, but Mario's real last name?
"Mario Jumpman."
I mean, it doesn't go with the whole "Using 'Mario' in places typically reserved for surnames" bidness, but it sure sounds better than "Mario Mario."
Of course, "Jumpman" could be his first name, I guess... "Jumpman Mario" and his brother "Luigi Mario."
*Shrugs*
"Mario Jumpman."
I mean, it doesn't go with the whole "Using 'Mario' in places typically reserved for surnames" bidness, but it sure sounds better than "Mario Mario."
Of course, "Jumpman" could be his first name, I guess... "Jumpman Mario" and his brother "Luigi Mario."
*Shrugs*
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