I love you all to death (Just so I can smash bros with you) (SSBWiiU/3DS)

[E-Man]

I would if I could. But I'm not allowed. My mom says it's connected to satanic stuff or something like that. :/

So, you have one of those parents, eh? I knew they existed, but I never would have thought you (of all people) would have one.

Well, if you can't own a single Pokémon game due to your mother's eye, then just do what others like you did before and play it at a friend's house or something. Besides, I'm sure someone like Jesus would be cool if you play with "Satan's minions" behind your mother's back as long as you don't commit any other sins.