E Three Two Thousand Fourteen

[MrYoshbert]

So, to sum up Ninty's conference:

Miis in Smash, Palutena in Smash, Amiibo (i.e., the NFC thing) actually looking cool and not entirely aping Skylanders/Disney Infinity, Yoshi's Woolly World (i.e., Yarn Yoshi), Kirby Canvas Curse sequel, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Mario Party 10 with playable Bowser (!), Bayonetta 2 and 1 bundled together (!!), Hyrule Warriors coming out this September with playable Zelda and Midna (!!!), Xenoblade Chronicles X, footage for Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire that actually lasts more than a couple of seconds, new IP Splattoon (and it's a shooter, from Nintendo of all people), Devil's Third being a Wii U exclusive, a Mario level designer, fucking Reggie duking it out with Iwata, Robot Chicken sketches that are actually pretty funny (imo, at least), and a goddamned open-world Wii U Zelda... and apparently that's not even the end of it, as they're revealing some more games later today and all throughout the week.

Jesus Christ. Nintendo just won E3 in my eyes.

Scratch that, everyone wins E3 since everyone's going to be getting some pretty damn good games.